this might be controversial but if i came across a beaker of glowing green liquid i would give it a little taste
Writers on ao3 literally be like “My sincere apologies for any errors I’ve made, my mother tongue is not english, enjoy!” and then it’s a piece of literature that should be preserved for all eternity for future generations to learn from.
Adobe Premiere is like a horse
hates being alive. expensive. designed to run fast. does not. makes me feel like a girl in a mid 2000s horse girl movie going shhh shhh in the only one who understands you. it’s okay girl. and then it bites my fingers.
Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit
the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can't wear any cool jackets. and everyone's going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you're the crazy one
cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead